November 4, 2008...6:03 pm

would you rather….

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… give up CHOCOLATE or CHEESE for the rest of your life? 

In light of election day, I’ve decided to create my own poll. This one may be a harder decision than the choice for the next president. I mean, if you really think about life without chocolate or cheese, the future looks mighty bleak. 

chocolateA vote for chocolate means a life without mac and cheese, grilled cheese sandwiches with tomato soup, nachos, pizza, cheeseburgers, cheese and crackers, wine and cheese, cheesey eggs/omelets, french onion soup, ham and Swiss sandwiches, paneer, cottage cheese with pineapple chunks. No Brie, no Muster, No Gouda, No Kraft American Singles!

 

grilled-cheese-invitatational-oaklandBut on the other hand a vote for cheese means a life without candy bars, hot cocoa, chocolate cake with chocolate frosting, s’mores, chocolate ice cream with chocolate syrup, chocolate milk, chocolate glazed donuts. No Easter Bunny, no Trick or Treating, no Valentine’s Day! No white chocolate, No dark chocolate, but most importantly No Cadbury Fruit and Nut Bars!! 

 

Thank God this is not an actual decision I will ever have to make in my life. But just for shiz and giggles, vote for the food you are sticking by for the rest of your life here: 

1 Comment

  • Caroline-
    Tim told me you were surveying people about this, which is hilarious. I’m allergic to both cheese and chocolate. I’ve given up chocolate for over a year, but I can’t seem to give up cheese, to my own detriment. So I kind of do have to make the choice, and it is unequivocally cheese.

    See you soon,
    tessa


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